Categories: Humor, Political

So, what do you think about the bird flu? The "experts" think it's going to kill well over one hundred quadrillion people. And that's the best case scenario. The worst case scenario involves the bird flu spreading to all forms of life both terrestrial and extra, effectively causing the end of everything, up to and including Michael Jackson and other A.L.F.'s. We, of course, are not doing enough to stop this, the king of all plagues. And by we, I mean George W. Bush, who not only created the bird flu, most likely to kill black people, but also released it into the wild without properly testing it and without creating an antidote. For shame! Now we are all going to die.

There is hope, however. What we need to do is treat bird flu victims as if they are zombies. If we shoot them in the head they can no longer hurt anyone. Hey, they're going to die anyway. In fact, perhaps we should do this with all people carrying fatal and highly communicable diseases, such as genital herpes, Super AIDS, and Islamic fundamentalism. This, and only this, will end all contagious diseases and allow man to enter into a time of long lasting peace, harmony, and Pizza Fridays™.

Am I right or am I right?