Categories: Bizarro World, Humor, Political

George W. Bush needs to be impeached for many, many reasons. They are far too numerous to list. Fear not, fellow Democrats! I have compiled the top ten reasons to impeach the bastard!

10. "George Bush doesn't care about black people." If Kanye West says it, it must be true, because he's black!

9. George W. Bush lies about stuff. All sorts of stuff! All the proof you'll ever need is right here.

8. George W. Bush is a really mean man. Really, really mean. He's a big meanie.

7. Clinton was impeached, so it's only fair if Bush is impeached.

6. George W. Bush turns hurricane victims into zombies.

5. Did I mention Bush is mean?

4. Bush stole the elections. Both of them. I'm not sure how, but he did, and that should be proof enough for the likes of you.

3. Three words: Blood for oil.

2. Bush said "internets," as if there were more than one. I heard him myself. It's true. He really did say it.

1. We've had enough Bush. Let's try some Dick (Cheney, who will be president if Bush is removed from office)!