Category: Humor

Hello everybody. This is Jackington. I'm posting from the future. If my estimates are correct, you should be seeing this post around 5pm on Saturday, September 3, 2005. The current time is 3:22am on Sunday, September 4, 2005.

Let me tell you, the future is different and strange. People have evolved into strange gelatinous creatures that spawn two new body parts for every body part you chop off. To make things worse, the body part you chop off spawns a new body to go with it. It's quite creepy, actually. Other than that, the people here are great.

We'll be heading down to the fireworks in a few hours. It's not going to be the same, seeing as how I'm going to the fireworks with gelatinous blobs, rather than my friends, but there's not much I can do about it. I'll try to have a good time.

I've come up with a theory as to why everybody evolved into gelatinous blobs in such a short period of time. It's kind of out there, but maybe somebody can confirm it.

It's all George W. Bush's fault.

Democrats? Is this theory correct? Help me out here.

Well, I've got to go. I just mistook my new best friend for a bowl of Jell-O and took a bite out of him. Now he's pissed. Hey, is it my fault he tastes like cherry?