Hey Hey! Look At This!
Category: Misc
Well, what do you know? I managed to make it home before Monday arrived. Looks like you get a legitimate Sunday update after all. The fireworks were a good show. Very good. Also, I sat out in the sun all day. I had on some sun block, but parts of me still got burnt. Also, I got to witness people almost get into a fight and then almost get arrested. Good times.
Also, people are jackasses. Like those people who get down there the night before and block off an area for their personal enjoyment and then don't show up the next day until 5pm. Meanwhile, those of us who are hardcore and legitimate fireworks fans who show up at 8 in the morning and stay there all day, don't have any good locations to choose from. But we quickly resolved that. Oh yes, we certainly did. Yeah, we moved your shit, asshole, and then we lied to you about it when you asked (because I didn't need to go to jail for fighting, a fact my friends had to remind me of, so I kept my mouth shut and denied, denied, denied, even though the guy needed to be told off). And no, writing your name on the wall with a permanent marker is not a valid way to claim space. In fact, it's called graffiti, which is a form of vandalism. You're lucky we didn't report you. Jerk. Also, putting down two large blankets when there are only three of you (who can very easily fit on a single blanket) is called taking up excessive space and it is morally wrong. So, in conclusion, jerk-off, you got your sorry ass owned and the good people of the world (meaning me and anyone I like) won. So suck it, sucker.
Man, I really hope that guy reads this blog entry. Too bad he won't. But I hope he does. It would be great. Yeah. Really great. Oh, yeah, the look on the dude's face, and the way he got all twitchy as he got angrier and angrier at the situation, was priceless.
Posted by Jackington at 9/04/2005 11:45:00 PM
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