Category: Humor

Oh. Hello. I didn't see you there. Well, now that you're here, I guess you're probably wondering what I'm doing. Right now I'm making myself a sandwich. Do you like sandwiches? I sure do. Here, I'll show you how to make a sandwich. First you start with two slices of bread. Three if you're daring, but since it's your first time we'll just stick with two.

Next you've got to decide what you'd like on your sandwich. How about peanut butter and jelly? That sounds good, doesn't it? Let's start with the peanut butter. Take a butter knife and dip it in the peanut butter jar like so. Swirl the knife around and get a nice glob of peanut butter. Now spread it on one of the pieces of bread. Very good. Now wipe any excess peanut butter on the other slice of bread. There shouldn't be much, but you want to make sure the knife is clean before you stick it in the jelly jar.

Now comes the tricky part. We need to get the jelly out of the jar and onto the bread without making a mess. Some people find this to be easier with a spoon. I prefer to continue using my knife so there is less silverware to clean. Tip the jelly jar above the bread and scrape out some jelly. That looks good. Now spread the jelly evenly over the bread slice. Since we're only making one sandwich, you can lick the knife clean. What a treat.

Next you'll want to take the two slices of bread and put them together. Make sure the peanut butter and jelly are on the inside of the sandwich. If they're not, you've done it incorrectly. That sandwich sure looks tasty. But we can't eat it just yet. First we need to clean up our mess. Put away the peanut butter and jelly jars and make sure you seal up the bread. We don't want it to get moldy.

Now we've got a delicious sandwich. Take a bite. Yummy. This sandwich sure is delicious. But you know what's better than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? A Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson sandwich. I'll show you how to make one of those next time.