Saturday, July 23, 2005
On this day:

Guess Where I'm Going

Category: Humor

It's outside. There are trees. There's nature. There is an assortment of wild beasts. Give up? I'm going camping! Tonight!

That's right! I'm going to rip mother nature a new one. I'll be cutting down trees and killing animals left and right. I'm gonna start so many fires you'll be able to see it from space. When I get finished, there may no longer exist what is known as outdoors.

I'm a woodsman. It's in my nature to be violent.

Posted by Jackington at 7/23/2005 04:35:00 PM
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