Category: Humor

Someone tried to pull a fast one on me.

I sit down to enjoy a cheeseburger. I take a bite. What's this? It kind of tastes funny. I take another bite. This tastes like... holy crap, I'm eating a plant!

It's not meat at all! It's a veggie burger! And it tastes like absolute crap! Don't even think you can trick me into eating your fake meat. I know the difference between plants and animals. They are not the same, nor will they ever be. You can process your soy into whatever substance you want, but in the end it's still soy. Soy is not milk. Soy is not chocolate. Soy is not a potato chip. Soy is not bacon. Soy is not chicken. And soy is most definitely not a goddamn hamburger!

If you like fake food made out of soy, that's fine by me. Have at it. But don't try to trick me by offering me a cheeseburger that isn't clearly labeled: WARNING: Not meat! May taste like grass clippings and tree bark!