Category: Humor

I will now list five fun words for you to use in your daily conversation. Enjoy!

1. tard
2. asshat
3. mongoloid
4. bejesus
5. wang

Let's read a conversation between Billy and Jimmy in which they use not just one, but all five of these words.

Billy enters his place of employment a full seventeen minutes late. Jimmy approaches Billy with the intent of informing Billy that he will be docked pay and thus be unable to pay his bills this week. His goal is to see Billy cry.

"Hey, Billy. Guess what? You're late. Your pay is going to be docked. How does it feel to be such a tard?" mocks Jimmy.

Billy swallows the lump in his throat and replies, "You're such an asshat, Jimmy. It's not my fault if some damn mongoloid caused an accident and thus delayed my arrival."

Suddenly, and without warning, Timmy, who is special, wanders over and places his hand on Jimmy's shoulder. Jimmy is startled and jumps. "Jesus, Timmy! You scared the bejesus out of me! Please don't do that again!"

"Who wants to see my wang?" asks Timmy.

"Nobody," replies Billy.

Suddenly, and without warning, Timmy, who is special, whips out his tube steak and begins swinging it around like a lasso. "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" screams Timmy as he runs away.

As you can see, these fun words can easily be inserted into your every day conversations!