Category: Humor

I'm going to bash the French now. If you're French, or even enjoy French foods such as fries or toast, I'm sorry.

38% of French men wish they could become pregnant.

Forget sympathy pains -- nearly 40 percent of French men said they want to go through the real thing.

According to a poll published in the current issue of Children's Magazine, 38 percent of the 500 French fathers questioned said they wish they could be pregnant and go through labor instead of their wives.

And the poll finds many women would be OK with that. An even greater percentage of them said they would be up for the switch.

The same survey said 71 percent of the French men surveyed said they're prepared to take a year-long sabbatical or put in a request to work part-time to be more of a hands-on dad.

The poll was conducted by the marketing company Ipsos.

That's freakin' hilarious. Just being French makes you a little bit gay (not homosexual gay, mind you, but limp wristed liberal straight man gay - yes, there is a difference!), so why in the world would you choose to make yourself even gayer? France is already widely regarded as the world's wussiest country, and now it's taken a step further up the queer ladder and arrived at a point even Canada can never hope to reach.

It's one thing to tell your pregnant wife that you'd gladly switch places with her, but to actually want to be pregnant is a whole different story. I mean, your wife knows you're lying. She knows you don't want to spit a baby out of your pee hole. She knows you're just trying to make her feel better (and get yourself a piece of pregnant action). Just ask my cousin Remington. He told his pregnant wife the same thing.

And a year long sabbatical? Jesus!