Assault
Categories: Humor, Misc
I'm always tired. It must be from the non-stop partying I do. I don't drink coffee, but two or three times a week I'll grab myself a Monster Energy Drink. It sorta works, but with the side effect of the jitters. I mean it. Your hands will quiver. Anyway. Today was one of those days. I stop by the gas station to pick one up. What's this? A new flavor? I gotsta try me one of these.
The new flavor is called Assault. Oh my God, a more fitting product name there could not be. All day long I've wanted to assault people. There are so many goddamn idiots out there and this drink has gone and put me into a rage. If I was any less intelligent I would have injured and maimed several dozen people.
Pick up a can today!
Posted by Jackington at 11/18/2004 05:31:00 PM
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